. Thirteen seems like an agreeable number, innit? I like its unlucky associations. Let's go with that. After all, luck's something that eludes many of these chaps, whether they're getting final-moment ominous phone calls from their doctors or getting sprayed with outer-space goo or... nah, I'm not gonna do that "All these performances have some random thing in common which I will connect for you now!" spiel. They are all men and presumably have man-pieces. That's probably about as close as I…
