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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: What? He screwed you over again? Too bad you didn't have warning of some kind. Oh yeah maybe the past ten times he did this would have been a clue.... Create and send your own custom Breakup ecard.

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Divorce perk #1... Not living with an asshole.

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Yet again me being honest, and saying what I feel or am going to do....to do the right thing and not surprise...bit me in the ass....every time its only revenge thought of or "one upping"....thanks for continuing to prove who you really are...and that your words mean nothing...it will soon be done and you wont be able to hurt me anymore
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Yet again me being honest, and saying what I feel or am going to do....to do the right thing and not surprise...bit me in the ass....every time its only revenge thought of or "one upping"....thanks for continuing to prove who you really are...and that your words mean nothing...it will soon be done and you wont be able to hurt me anymore

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sorry your penis crawled back inside and you produced a vagina...perhaps manning the fuck up would help.

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The difference between a divorce and a circumcision? That's easy! With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick!
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They should stop referring to it as child support when it is really a small donation towards a get out of parenting free card.

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I want a party, seriously! Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last!
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My ex-husband cheated on you? Did you really think he wouldn't cheat on you after he cheated on me with you?

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And the beginning of the correction! Or correctional facility, depending on how it all ended of course...
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Yes I know you can't fix stupid...that's why I divorced it. Exactly!
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Yes I know you can't fix stupid...that's why I divorced it

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Deadbeat dads are full of spite. They plunge their kids into poverty, or deny them middle-class comfort, just to spite their former partners.
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Deadbeat dads are full of spite. They plunge their kids into poverty, or deny them middle-class comfort, just to spite their former partners.

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