The Idea of Order

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There's so much here that I'm not even sure what the most significant thing is to aim my snarkiness at -- The coddled nature of our beasts? The time and money sink that they inevitably are? The fact that most equestrians would likely bleed out before seeing a doctor but if Dobbin has a hang nail they call the vet, the farrier, and a priest to fix it?. ;) We're certainly a...dedicated bunch! :D Trousers, Humour, Reading, Day Planners, Worth Reading, Fix It, Facts, Know It All, Worth
Because life with horses is never orderly.
There's so much here that I'm not even sure what the most significant thing is to aim my snarkiness at -- The coddled nature of our beasts? The time and money sink that they inevitably are? The fact that most equestrians would likely bleed out before seeing a doctor but if Dobbin has a hang nail they call the vet, the farrier, and a priest to fix it?. ;) We're certainly a...dedicated bunch! :D
Well, I gave it a shot. At least there's only another 4ish months of this sacrilege. ;) Winter, Lists To Make, Positivity, Life, Humor, The Fosters, Quick, Breeds
Because life with horses is never orderly.
Well, I gave it a shot. At least there's only another 4ish months of this sacrilege. ;)
Have I mentioned how much I hate snow? I hate watching my horses nearly break their fetlocks even more. Don't mind me, I'll be over there doing some sort of anti snow dance and praying for a winter drought. ;) Horses, Snow, Animals, Horse Breeds, Dance, Horse Cartoon, Winter Horse
Because life with horses is never orderly.
Have I mentioned how much I hate snow? I hate watching my horses nearly break their fetlocks even more. Don't mind me, I'll be over there doing some sort of anti snow dance and praying for a winter drought. ;)
Because who needs shelter, warmth, and a perfectly dry stall when you have an entire wet, frozen tundra at your disposal? ;) Equestrian Problems, Doodles, Country, Dressage, Horse Life, Horse Humor, Horse Adventure, Horse Jokes, Funny Horse Memes
Because life with horses is never orderly.
Because who needs shelter, warmth, and a perfectly dry stall when you have an entire wet, frozen tundra at your disposal? ;)
We've all made them. Some of us just make them somewhat more frequently than others...(I am looking at you, baby horse). Ideas, Funny Animal Pictures, Horse Quotes, Funny Cat Pictures
Because life with horses is never orderly.
We've all made them. Some of us just make them somewhat more frequently than others...(I am looking at you, baby horse).
The struggle is real. I mean, Present Me *really* wants all the many nice and glorious things but doing so sort of puts Future Me in a bind. I wish I could say that I (mostly) did things keeping Future Me in mind...;) Barrel Racing, Show Horses, Nice, Idk, Struggle Is Real, Medical Knowledge, Equestrian Memes, Equestrian Funny
Because life with horses is never orderly.
The struggle is real. I mean, Present Me *really* wants all the many nice and glorious things but doing so sort of puts Future Me in a bind. I wish I could say that I (mostly) did things keeping Future Me in mind...;)
I prefer to think of them as acts of optimism. :D Seriously though, I *have* been back from the barn in an hour before....once...I'm sure of it. Cowgirls, Equestrian, Optimism, Rodeo Life, Personality, Lie
Because life with horses is never orderly.
I prefer to think of them as acts of optimism. :D Seriously though, I *have* been back from the barn in an hour before....once...I'm sure of it.
I think not. If there is one thing I have learned living on the west coast it's that their definition of "breezy" is somewhat of an understatement. If it blew this hard in Florida we would call is a hurricane and LEAVE (as opposed to calling it TUESDAY and riding in it. ;) ). Florida, West Coast, Coast, Quarter Horse, West
Because life with horses is never orderly.
I think not. If there is one thing I have learned living on the west coast it's that their definition of "breezy" is somewhat of an understatement. If it blew this hard in Florida we would call is a hurricane and LEAVE (as opposed to calling it TUESDAY and riding in it. ;) ).
It seems like sometimes you just can't catch a break, especially with horses. ;) At least if these sorts of shenanigans occur you can write it off as solid bonding time with your vet (which is always good, as clearly you need her). Equestrian Quotes, Riding Quotes, Horse Quotes Funny
Because life with horses is never orderly.
It seems like sometimes you just can't catch a break, especially with horses. ;) At least if these sorts of shenanigans occur you can write it off as solid bonding time with your vet (which is always good, as clearly you need her).
Equestrians are some of the most determined, resourceful, stubborn, tough, strong, stubborn, persistent, and did I say stubborn(??) people imaginable. We may skip parties, graduation ceremonies, vacations, and even be late for our own weddings but come hell or high water nothing short of death is going to keep us out of the saddle. ;) (Even if perhaps we should...) Art, Horse Girl Problems
Because life with horses is never orderly.
Equestrians are some of the most determined, resourceful, stubborn, tough, strong, stubborn, persistent, and did I say stubborn(??) people imaginable. We may skip parties, graduation ceremonies, vacations, and even be late for our own weddings but come hell or high water nothing short of death is going to keep us out of the saddle. ;) (Even if perhaps we should...)
This is especially true if you have an early morning ride. And as an added bonus, those pee stains aren't going to wash out without a full on, purple soap kinda scrubbing. Then you also get the joy of riding and showing a shivering, damp, sullen horse. ;) Horse Care, Inspirational Horse Quotes, Funny Horse Pictures
Because life with horses is never orderly.
This is especially true if you have an early morning ride. And as an added bonus, those pee stains aren't going to wash out without a full on, purple soap kinda scrubbing. Then you also get the joy of riding and showing a shivering, damp, sullen horse. ;)
On horses and between seasons. While I am incredibly relieved that spring is on the way and there's an end in sight to the cold misery that is winter, I could seriously do without the mud, snud, and hair. I'm also hating these last minute storms winter is tossing at me in one final attempt at ruining my life. ;) Ah well, soon enough it will be over 100. :D Horse Lover, Horse Riding Quotes
Because life with horses is never orderly.
On horses and between seasons. While I am incredibly relieved that spring is on the way and there's an end in sight to the cold misery that is winter, I could seriously do without the mud, snud, and hair. I'm also hating these last minute storms winter is tossing at me in one final attempt at ruining my life. ;) Ah well, soon enough it will be over 100. :D
That is not ok. To be honest, I am never on board with snow, regardless of the time of year. It's just a NOPE. But there are some who seem able to tolerate its awfulness providing it occurs over the holidays. I've yet to meet many who love it once they've been given a taste of spring and the ability to dress in under 45 layers without freezing to death. Badger, Nightmare, Crazy Cats, Random, Wake
Because life with horses is never orderly.
That is not ok. To be honest, I am never on board with snow, regardless of the time of year. It's just a NOPE. But there are some who seem able to tolerate its awfulness providing it occurs over the holidays. I've yet to meet many who love it once they've been given a taste of spring and the ability to dress in under 45 layers without freezing to death.
Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath, hug your horse, pour a glass, and wonder why there are so many 'special' people in the world. ;) All About Horses, Silly, Horse Riding, Riding
Because life with horses is never orderly.
Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath, hug your horse, pour a glass, and wonder why there are so many 'special' people in the world. ;)
Valentine's Day is over hyped. But, even if you're single with regards to another Human counterpart, you always have your four-legged beasts. ;) And let's be honest, no one adores you more than your horse when you're holding a cookie. :D Funny Quotes
Because life with horses is never orderly.
Valentine's Day is over hyped. But, even if you're single with regards to another Human counterpart, you always have your four-legged beasts. ;) And let's be honest, no one adores you more than your horse when you're holding a cookie. :D