How we feel after a really good workout, and how we really look.

Good luck Big Ron.

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the whey protein."

My car vs. your car.

"Sorry son, but you're not even close to beast mode."

How can Santa be coming? He doesn't have a pump.

I'm toning because I don't want to get too bulky.

"Dude I'm just kidding! The gym is open."

Superman is very obsessed with the post-workout window of opportunity.

I will only accept protein brownies and skim milk!

Beard says powerlifter, abs says bodybuilder. Which is it?

Gym rats be like...is the gym open today?

Your idea of a bar, my idea of a bar.

How I feel next to someone that doesn't squat.

You powerlift? Well I won't be needing these!

Santa is busy this year. Go get your own damn presents.