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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband! The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

This is me. Haaate phonecalls!

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

And most people do after they meet them

I love my family! Most of the time. :) I'm kidding. I love them all of the time.

TRUST  I trust that I deserve unconditional love.  I trust that I can have happiness and success.  I trust that I am safe  I trust my wings  I know I can fly.    LOVE IS HOPE  HOPE IS FAITH  FAITH IS TRUST  TRUST IS LOVE  * * *  Unknown Author

Truth can be powerful- My boys are blessed to have a great example in their dad, despite the fact that my husband doesn't have a great example in his life. Love the man my husband is to his children!

Description: Your favorite Peanuts characters are celebrating Christmas on this child’s growth chart. In bright holiday colors, the friends are playing in the snow around a Christmas tree. - Peanuts g

Charlie Brown Christmas

Every single time

This made me laugh so hard! I have fallen down the stairs at least 100 times in my life.I won't like a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

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Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

This is too funny and a true story! LOL

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

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