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To my dearest friends and "sisters" because god made us best friends because he knew our mother couldn't handle us as sisters.

Salmonella my ass, I'm eating the batter.

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This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

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Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

Funny Friendship Ecard: What I love most about our friendship is that its based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have.

Who doesn’t love a good e-card. There is always one that fits your life or attitude so perfectly you have to share it with everyone. The other fun thing to do with e-cards is to send ones to your friends. Check out these great e-cards!

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

Sometimes you just can't stop lol

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

Girl you look good. won't you back That ASS up

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up

@Adrianne Glowski Glowski Hultgren. ha!!! reminds me of our talk today :) thank goodness for sisters.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

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