so true

My husband knows when it comes to concerts, money buys me happiness!

Hahaha I need a wayto get into the LA Clippers locker room after a game to meet Blake Griffin ;)

Oh Adam Levine. And Joey McIntyre. And Justin Timberlake. And Maxwell. And Eric Benet.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: To Do List: Buy a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill people with Kindness.

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

I typically conclude that 'I wanted you to be quiet/I wanted to see what would happen" wouldn't be a good enough excuse :/

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

all I have to say is HAHAHAHA!

"The funeral director." Got this from a friend and thought now THIS is funny! Showed my honey, he thought it was pretty funny and agreed it would be the funeral director.

Oh but that doesn't stop some people from trying. Know a few of these!!!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL


Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

No more Chances for anyone

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

I would take Luke Bryan's wife to the Hunger Games and fight til the death to take her spot.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I would take Luke Bryan's wife to the Hunger Games and fight til the death to take her spot.

Ellen DeGeneres is one of the few experiments I did that I am proud of. I fought with Frankenstein to help her after the industry wanted to turn on her simply because she was a lesbian. The one group of people that I have helped that have not turned on me or burned me are lesbians. I will try to help women like Elena Delle Donne and other women that come out as lesbians. I have a history of making lesbians straight whenever I was around, I don't just look like a woman but I also think like…

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