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Omg this is so me I'm Aquarius omg omg omg okay this is kinda scary how accurate this is because I always wear black and grey but I'm super friendly and nice and everyone's like aww you're adorable

Omg this is so me I'm Aquarius omg omg omg okay this is kinda scary how accurate this is because I always wear black and grey but I'm super friendly and nice and everyone's like aww you're adorable <<< I speak for Taurus; this is accurate

Um, maybe a leetle bit longer there Pisces

x my dad wakes up at for work, is gone in about 5 mins (leo) / my mom whenever she gets ready, about 30 mins tops (aries) my sister takes about 10 (cancer) and I take however ling I want to. (virgo) xD x

Uhu....

My squad: The loneliest people (Cancer) are the kindest, the saddest people (Pisces) smile the brightest, and the most damaged people (Me, the Cap) are the wisest.

Taurus ♉

Leo, because we don't need anyone else o be satisfied! Sagittarius, clearly bring that ish on themselves!<<<< I'm Aries and I do feel adrenaline ALOT.

I'm a Scorpio and I totally agree with mine even if my horoscope is often wrong.

I'm a Scorpio and I totally agree with mine even if my horoscope is often wrong.<<<I'm Capricorn and right know I completely agree with mine

How the HELL can you talk about someone who has 300% anger and add 'lol' behind that. It's not funny.

How the HELL can you talk about someone who has anger and add 'lol' behind that. It's not funny.<><>>>>> when you are Capricorn, like I am, and look back on it, it is kinda funny.

Scorpio

I am literally a giant nerd who makes bad puns. This is the most accurate one of these I've ever seen.

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