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Pretty much sums my days off..

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Yep Pucker up!

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

Welcome to the go-go world of Girl Scout cookie sales...

Free and Funny News Ecard: I just met a Girl Scout with a credit card reader on her phone. Shit just got real.

Oh Denise... I can smell your dirty job from here

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

I don't hate people...lol...oh who am I kidding...I fucking hate a lot of people..lol

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

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