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My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

Pedicure season

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have!

Cute Lol pictures (12:02:11 AM, Wednesday 25, March 2015 PDT) – 10 pics

Back to School

you know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. I think I stressed myself into the worst migraine ever.


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

she thinks she’s hot shit

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!


Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.


eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

LOL!! Oh my ... my mother cusses like a sailor; I learned from the best! I just reserve it for special occasions ;-)

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

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This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. The kids don't really need to go to school, do they? (There are days where I totally agree with the caption this lady left!