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Longer than it takes to kill a man. But you wanna kill a man, wax his legs :P

If a girl/guy says no, it reallt means no. Be glad that you can still be friends with them, don't be douche to them after they kindly declined your offer.

If a girl/guy says no, it reallt means no. Be glad that you can still be friends with them, don't be douche to them after they kindly declined your offer. You will never be my friend.

Oh my god

I told this at dinner and we proceeded to spend the rest of the time making dead puns and talking about the most ridiculous things we want done after our deaths

WILDCATS.

I thought this was really funny besides the curse word but who cares!

... That was an unexpected plot twist.

This literally made my life complete hahah "I didnt know BBC had a tumbler!" bahaha "The mother of all plot twists.

So lemme get this straight, I got all sorts of flack for liking fictional villains as a teen but there's a SERIAL KILLER FANDOM??? K...

So lemme get this straight, I got all sorts of flack for liking fictional villains as a teen but there's a SERIAL KILLER FANDOM? <<< I too was not aware of the serial killer fandom

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"Well that's what girls do" also glad I'm not the only one measuring in calculators

Beautiful

you think Shakespeare is boring? Shakespeare thinks your mom is boring. I don't love Shakespeare, but I that's because I don't catch the humor he uses right away ( that's because I don't read him on leisure time )

I would love to cancel my subscription

I would love to cancel my subscription

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