My Favorite Quotes #21

Perfect response to my friend that always calls me princess! funnies to make you smile. We can't all be a princess. someone has to clap.

I'm not exactly the organized type...

Wisdom for my children. Maybe it should be: You never know what you don't have until you clean your room. Then my girl might clean it to see what she think to purchase.


Sometimes you just gotta let it go and burst into song! Show that you're a fairytale princess with this design featuring illustrations of sparkles and the phrase "I'm a Princess Don't be Surprised When I Randomly Burst Into Song and Dance.

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Facts of Life After Monday, Humorous Porcelain Mug PPD http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F576O3K/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_5slUtb14HJ5ZGTK2

Each of these mugs is inches high and inches in diameter. Fine porcelain and lovely designs that coordinate with other items we offer. The text reads: Facts of Life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

Who am I kidding?? I take baths all the time!!

Sometimes I Take Baths Because It's Hard To Drink Wine In The Shower Wood Sign funny wine sign by NotTooShabbyChicHome on Etsy

Sad, but so true!

In my closet.story of my life! i have been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear Fashion Quotes

Exactly how I feel!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

oh the wit of William Shakespeare:) "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.

Proven study

'a recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it' ~ fun stuff & laughter

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face!

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

bull shit, lol

Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny

Will totally make a mug like this someday

Hand painted camel hump day coffee mug. "Guess what day it is" painted on one side with a camel painted on the other.

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Ok, true eating disorders, and their horrific and tragic effects on those I know and love, aside. This is pretty damn funny

I HATE hearing people chew gum.

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.


Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.i want this shirt