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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life. ~ Who wants to be normal anyway?

Ugh. So true! But I still don't like seeing them in the first place!

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

T is for Tact. | The Alphabet According To Karen Walker

T is for Tact.

popgeekjo: “ Karen Walker “Honey tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

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Love that song. shawty got that apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. the fur. the fur.

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

im lazy and i know it....

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

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A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

my closet would be massive!!

My life would be amazing. Except for I guess it would be stealing & then the whole jail thing that would happen.

I really do..

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

Happy Hour Humor 51 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Haha! I've never shopped at Forever 21. And I sure as hell am no light weight. It'll take quite a few more to equal a hangover. Still young enough for that. ;)

Funny Birthday Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a wedding, you feel borderline inappropriate shopping in Forever and two drinks equal a hangover.

AMEN!

Chicken and Broccoli Alfredo Casserole

Funny pictures about I want to like people. Oh, and cool pics about I want to like people. Also, I want to like people.

My daddy used to say I ordered by the price on the menu. ;)

This is SO ME it's not even a joke. Except, instead of spiritual gift I think it's more a curse

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