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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless.


I laughed so hard, tears rolled down my son thought I was lame.then he said: farts are ghosts of things we ate.

Middle school kids

Someday our future kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is They'll wear leggings with Ugg Boots and twerk to "Call me maybe". So true and slightly embarrassing for us!

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we evil!

Thats right!! Roflmbo!

I've known a few people in my time, shoot. I am a few people in my time lol

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: According to my pinning, I'm going to need 18 bathrooms, 12 living rooms, 3 backyards, and 1000 closets to get everything I really want in a house.


Sounds like how I go to sleep sometimes. Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!

Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories! I'd be skinny has hell!

Silly Saturday: Funny Fitness

Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories. (Cuz I'd be a skinny bitch!


I’m not a morning person. I’m not a night owl, but I can rock am like nobody’s business.

Tired of seeing your dirty bathroom with your rag drying in the background

I want to say this to people all the time. maybe not the get friends part, but just the stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I believe it is ok until you are you must stop!