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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

'Oh.... your dating my ex? Cool. I'm eating a sandwich.... want those leftovers too?'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

aint that the truth!

No woman has ever started an argument with a man while he was dusting, vacuuming or washing the dishes. So true

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Always Remember, It's Better To Arrive Late Than To Arrive Ugly

Funny Reminders Ecard: Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

Funny E-Cards That Tell It Like It Is

Sounds like how I go to sleep sometimes. Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!

Yes please, wrap it up.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection.

Oh. Em. Gee. Pulling on his leg hairs with my toes, yea I can do that, works just as well!

That moment when you decide to punch your husband in the face While he's sleeping cause you'd rather Hear him bitch then listen to him snore. I wouldn't punch him.

;-)

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

100 million sperm... And you were the fastest??? :)

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Why can't parents do that to their annoying kids?

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Duct tape + Kids = Silence . I'm Joking, they are locked in a shed

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