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Funny Breakup Ecard: I met a few pricks in my life. but you my friend are the freaking cactus.

weather alert lol

It's so hot out, the National Weather Service just issued a 'Fat bitches be showing back fat' alert.

Does this mean I will start passing out with a glass of bourbon in my hand? #justlikedaddy

9 Answers To The 2nd Worst Thanksgiving Question

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

I would buy you a birthday present but I didn't think you wanted it coming out of tonight's alcohol budget.  hehe love this.

Funny Birthday Ecard: I would buy you a birthday present but I didn't think you wanted it coming out of tonight's alcohol budget.

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Bacon, Pork Belly

Are you kidding? I'm a frickin ray of sunshine!

I'm a frickin ray of sunshine!i say this at work a lot---sarcastically

I don't even make you use a hamper...all you have to do is throw it in any one of the laundry baskets in the bedroom, closet or bathroom!

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Hampers & Confusion I'm sure your mum would agree, bahahaha benny

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