Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I had my window open yesterday. I heard a loud scream from outside. I thought someone had been stabbed. I looked out the window; my neighbour was on his knees staring at his KFC that he dropped"
Someone from Alberta posted a whisper, which reads "Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : "do you guys want any chips?" Dad (at full volume) : "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS""