Keep all the backyard ornaments in check by having the Dexter garden gnome move into the neighborhood. Skillfully painted with attention to detail, this loveable serial killer stares at you with his souless eyes as he leans over his blood soaked victim.
Fucking cassowary-- IM ALREADY DEAD LAUGHING AT THIS DESCRIPTION. they need an adult zoo just to have these descriptions hahaha also, this bird is pretty much Kevin from the movie UP. always wondered wtf he was and now i think i figured it out!
Fire up the grill in style with the rifle lighter. This long miniature includes child safety features to keep the kids safe and utilizes refillable Butane fluid, so you can light up countless times with a pull of the trigger.
For the first time in the history of man, you can actually give a flying fuck! While not exactly the most precise helicopter, the remote control flying fuck is perfect for those special moments when a verbally spoken curse word just won’t suffice.
This sex panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible to the ladies. Made with bits of real panther, studies show this formidable and pungent cologne works every time, sixty percent of the time (actually smells great).