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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Minute

“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Cute Hash Tags | hashtag 300x210 Facebook in hashtag Twitter identity crisis

Facebook in hashtag Twitter identity crisis

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

Pumpkin Season

LOL - Summer is over, now it is time for Pumpkin EVERYTHING! Pumpkin pie, pumpkin recipes, pumpkin drinks, and pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks!

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

"It's Jake, from State Farm." "What are you wearing, Jake?" "She sounds hideous!

There are two types of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.

Sometimes life sucks. So it just keeps on sucking. And that just makes it worse. So in summary, life.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

@Domingo Torres

Funny Family Ecard: I love you more than cheese. that's a big deal. If i love you more than cheese than you know its a big deal lol

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