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Me. Right this very moment. It's even 3:30..

Totally me and it doesn't matter if I change my sleep time and do it for weeks to months.I'll always be a night owl. I need a night owl job lol.

Drawing expectations...

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Lol too funny

That awkward moment when everyone is talking about their skills and talents and you are like: I can breathe. but then it's more awkward because you have the ability to choke on absolutely nothing so you kinda can barely even breathe.

That awkward moment when you realize that Dora has more freedom than you, and she's 5.

Someone posted a whisper in the group strict parents squad 😕, which reads "That awkward moment when you realize that Dora has more freedom than you, and she's

Girls on her period.

Girls on her period.

I can't stop laughing! This is very accurate. At least for me. Like on point accurate Hahahahaha!

Yep, and this is why every curly girl has a ponytail holder either on her wrist or in her purse at all times.  :)

26 Things People With Curly Hair Are Tired Of Hearing

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that's what I'm saying...

Every girl’s dream is to have her guy wake her up at 3 in the morning to say “Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you. You wake me up at 3 in the morning, I’ll kill you.

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

AMEN>>> I kinda want to print this out and put it by our coffee pot so that my hubs will see it and maybe not wake me up on days i want to sleep in.Wonder if he would read it and let me sleep.

Haha

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

...for rough days...

Travel Posters for Lazy People - H. Caldwell Turner - "The Fastest Way to Tomorrow is by Giving Up On Today!

Lets be weird together :)

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Yeah :| I also said I was going to have lots of friends, go everywhere with said friends, and be a social butterfly. Now I'm a hermit that hisses at sunlight.

Great expectations.

Not gonna lie, story of my life. Yet im still proud to cram a donut into my pie hole.

I really dont know why I found this soooo funny hahaha

Whenever I can’t sleep…

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Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out.and it makes me smile. I loved my Mommy.