"Is there life after death. Trespass here and find out." // Well, I find this life too valuable to test it. Besides, only people having the opposite hypothesis will ever find out if their hypothesis was falsified .
Fairyland: Having been to Stockton, I can assure you this sign speaks the truth. That town is so awesome they built a freeway over the top of it, just so you didn't have to actually see it at ground level.
I’ll bring my friend who can probably rip steel apart with bare hands and we’ll split the money even!