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Yep, so true before but now Im like oh snap is that cake? Nom nom nom , and then Im like, "Grrrrrr" as I work that cake off

If you think a stay at home mom is lazy. This is not a diss on working moms. They get mad respect, too! Working mom, single mom, stay at home mom of Mommyhood is hard! Anyway, I simply thought this was funny.

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

A Clean Desk Is a Sign of a Cluttered Desk Drawer Funny Quote Mouse Pad

a sign of cluttered boxes & bags in the closet. A Clean Desk Is a Sign of a Cluttered Desk Drawer Funny Quote Mouse Pad

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I keep meaning to get back to the place I donate money to every month, but that ice cream sure sounds good...

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 35 Pics

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 35 Pics hahahahahaha! Homers face though!

Seal laughs!!!   ♥ d

Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)

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