"Walk away Mr Kelly. One way or another these sausages are coming with me." Note: Your cat should not actually eat sausages unless they're homemade because they could contain toxic ingredients like onion, or too much salt.
My Mom gave me a silver charm bracelet when I became a teenager, than every year for my birthday and Christmas she gave me another charm. I still have it and it brings a smile to my face after all these years.
My favorite poem. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry i could not travel both and be one traveler, long i stood and looked down one as far as i could to where it bent in the undergrowth". "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost.