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Funny Family Ecard: 'All those people that told me I would become a morning person when I had kids lied to me. Now I'm just grumpy in the morning AND I have kids to witness it.'

Funny Family Ecard: 'All those people that told me I would become a morning person when I had kids lied to me. Now I'm just grumpy in the morning AND I have kids to witness it.'-So sad, but true:o(

Hahaahhaaa !!!  Too Funny !!!  =)

"I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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I love you wine

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?talking to the wine. Love you babe!

I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

That darn funky music...

Cause of Death: "Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died"

This is the truest thing ever.  Ever.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

That moment when you realize its too late to start a diet for your beach trip in two days.

That moment when you realize its too late to start a diet for your beach trip in two days. Story of my life.

Amen. Did I say Amen already? Because if I didn't I need to. Haha. Not a morning person. And this sums it up quite nicely:)

Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

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