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rather be at home

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

...yesssss, my pretty!

Nick palmisciano essay Hello America, my name is Nick Palmisciano and I wrote the essay below, not General David Petraeus, “A Marine in Iraq”, General Schwarzkopf.

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

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I consider myself to be a realist? But most people just call me a bitch.D retro funny.

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DYWYHSM: new favourite super mean blunt cards I should do this to these 2 stupid ladies who laugh at me all the time.

Good for you...

They say milk is good for your teeth and so is minding your own god damn business - vintage retro funny quotes