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that awkard moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time or you're just forgetting everything.

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

Don't push me!!! The parking space is MINE until I am completely done with it...

lolol [QUOTE, Humor: 'If I'm about to leave a parking space and you honk at me to hurry up, I will literally stay here until I die.

Yup... that about sums it up. lol   - Workout quote

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

Yep!!!!!

this is sooooo me! I LOVE laughter! Some memories give me the best laughs of my life! Totally me!

Showers~the reason I am where I am in my life...

Showers are great…

Haha so true! my life.Showers~the reason I am where I am in my life.

I'm sorry y'all, this is funny.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids." I think it should be replaces with "Bad parenting results in assholes."

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids" I think it should be replaced with "Bad Parenting results in assholes" . Amen to that!

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Without coffee I wouldn't be the perky, foul mouthed delightful bitch that I am.

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Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

So true sometimes!

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

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Funny pictures about Attention deficit disorder. Oh, and cool pics about Attention deficit disorder. Also, Attention deficit disorder.

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