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This joke never gets old. Seriously.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That awkward moment when you've realized your muffin top has now become a pound cake.

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Oh yeah....and have monthly periods, grow and push out babies,drop them off at day care, pick them up from daycare, work out, eat well, feed the family, have a sex life, keep the house clean and YOU KNOW the list goes on and on....

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Yup dumb manipulative sluts...

grass is greener bs . click this image for lots more pics & hilarious . click this image for lots more pics & hilarious

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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This is so funny because of two things: this is actually how I feel, & sweet brown!

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I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

The Best Moments Of Friends Show - 18 Of the Greatest Quotes That Made America Laugh

The Best Moments Of Friends Show - 18 Of the Greatest Quotes That Made America Laugh

The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink! Love Joey's face in the last still. Phoebe is awesome!

Don't care how it happens. Haha

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

Monica & Chandler This Friends tv show quote is so funny. I can't stop laughing. | Friends tv show Humor | Friends tv show Funny | Friends tv show Meme | friends tv show | Chandler Bing Quotes |

Monica and Chandler, the early years ~ Friends: Season Episode 23 ~ The One With The Chicken Pox (Favorite Meme Friends)

10 Of Chandler’s Best Lines… | B for Bel

Because life is always better with a sarcastic comment And this is why he is my favorite character on Friends! 10 Of Chandler’s Best Lines

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

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