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Lol  I should start wearing sunglasses so I can look at food without people noticing  I’ve done this before lol

Lol I should start wearing sunglasses so I can look at her without people noticing I’ve done this before

Mum.... back pain hilarious

Or Mom: *Calls you* You: What? Mom: Nvm I already did it You: *starts cussing in head 'cause ur mad that u had to get up*

And seal choking on a fish... And asthmatic kid after a triathlon...

the funniest of mine is the laugh when i am on rolercosters! it is a mix between a screem and a laugh the result could be terrifying and very annoying to other people!

Oh yeah...  I still play "don't let the balloon touch the floor" all the time.

Teenager Post - Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don't let the balloon touch the floor.

It usually sounds like, "AHHMUTHAFUGINCRISAAHH!"

Ay verdome helan osb o suit. This is my weird language a bunch of gibberish.

Daily Humor - Enjoy The Laughs

More like "Oh a weekend trip! Lets pack for a month. You know 'just in case'"

Even when u already look in the exact place she found it

That, or when something magically fixes when you tell her about it. My phone had been glitching for like an hour, then I told my mom and it stopped :O This happened 2 times. Once today and once like a year ago or something.

People meant to be in your life. Gravitate towards you no matter how far they wander

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