"My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred - further confirming that owls are the avian equivalents of cats." One of my cats had a look that I called the "owl stare of death".
The thing is is that these people are the stereotypical owners of these pets, like most of them are ugly and probably don't have a lot of friends so they have to go get the worst pet they can find and make stupid jokes with them.
"Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport. Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived. How hardcore is that? Look at their faces though. Its like 'I swear to GAWD Jerry' "