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Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.


This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

Seriously don't ppl ever get tired of bringing old shit! Stfu! LOL

Ecard: I got that bitch a plunger. Bitches love bringing up old shit.

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My poor husband last week lol Seriously. My poor husband thinks up is down, right Is wrong.

Reminds Me Of Something An Old Coworker Would Say! @Shandra Lee Greenwood @Jolene Klassen Miller

Free and Funny News Ecard: Daaamn girl. Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

Nothing I hate more than the sound of my alarm.

ecard // i'm in love with my bed // alarm clock jealous whore // sleep

My husband does this! :D

In this pin you find my husband's thoughts on life. "And if you run out of milk while still eating a cookie, you clearly need some more milk." -quote from my husband


Ecard - You are beautiful, and none of that "on the inside" crap.on the outside where it counts.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup. The ONE DAY I don't wear eye make up. ALL my littles ask me if I'm sick.