Manception: when you think that everything a woman does is for you because you (as a objectifying MAN) get the final say in what is noticed as pretty or not. But weirdly the matrix takes effect and it doesn't matter what you think.
Disclaimer (necessary because Donald Trump proves conclusively, that too many believe everything they read/hear). Pp: "The first Slate headline is from an actual article, the second is a sarcastic response.
19 Questions For Men That Highlight Everyday Sexism