I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.
I just feel like this is a really stupid fact. I mean, duh, if you live longer you have more birthdays. I don't think good health is a consequence of more birthdays. More likely, more birthdays are a consequence of good health.