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"People say you're a bitch, but I think you have a charming personality." ~ "That's because you're a bigger bitch than I am.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was going to suggest you quit acting stupid.then I realized you're likely not acting. Carry on. I'll watch from a distance.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Wasn't that just so sweet of you to post that picture of us together where you looked like you were from Next Top Model and I looked like I was from the Walking Dead

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

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Humor) 'I've been blabbering the whole time and I get the feeling you're going to start talking so let me let you go'

The other day I was walking past a mirror and I was like: DAMN BITCH, you look good! ~ Especially considering I just had a baby, oh yeahhh.

oh my gosh yes. I dont have ADD attention deficit disorder. I have this isnt interesting enough to pay attention disorder. Understand the difference. I actually have adhd, but you get the idea

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I'm not the kind of person you want to put on speaker phone during a conversation

NEVER put me on speaker while having a Phone conversation with me. you never know what is going to come out of my mouth lol he he he

Really, I was just born in the wrong time. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics

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