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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #68:Listening to a word that Wade Wilson says is extremely likely to cause migraines. It is not highly recommended.

Recruit Survival Tip to a word that Wade Wilson says is extremely likely to cause migraines. It is not highly recommended.

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #10

Recruit Survival Tip Contrary to popular belief, Agent Hill does not actually have the bodies of rookies who displeased her underneath the floorboards of her office.ve checked.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #279:No, that was not Captain Rogers and Mr. Stark you saw in the supply closet. No, they were not doing what you think they were doing. Stop asking unless you want to test the effects of vibranium on high-speed cranial impact. [Submitted by scarecroweyes]

Recruit Survival Tip No, that was not Captain Rogers and Mr. Stark you saw in the supply closet. Stop asking unless you want to test the effects of vibranium on high-speed.

SHIELD Recruit Tip #133

Recruit Survival Tip Under no circumstances should recruits attempt to play ring toss on either Loki or Thor's helmets. Promises from Stark or Rhodes to use their suits are not a good reason to be shocked or turned into a small rodent.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #247:Please stop attempting to lure Thor and Dr. Banner into the Helicarrier Containment and Ejection Chamber with blueberry Pop Tarts in order to lock them in and make them fight to the finish. It is both doomed to fail and annoying our custodial staff.  [Submitted by elkian]

Recruit Survival Tip Please stop attempting to lure Thor and Dr. Banner into the Helicarrier Containment and Ejection Chamber with blueberry Pop Tarts in order to lock them in and.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #320:It has been established that there are not rules against romantic relationships with coworkers. In addition, S.H.I.E.L.D. maintains a flying aircraft carrier in which many agents have personal quarters. Therefore, joining the Mile High Club is not worth nearly as many bragging rights as it would be outside the division.

Recruit Survival Tip It has been established that there are not rules against romantic relationships with coworkers. maintains a flying aircraft carrier in which many agents have personal quarters.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #102:The Helicarrier water and waste system is self-contained. This does not mean that aquatic wildlife or any aquatic pets should be released into it. They may not be competing with native fauna, but they are a serious problem. [Submitted by notablipintime]

Recruit Survival Tip Helicarrier water and waste system is self-contained. This does not mean that aquatic wildlife or any aquatic pets should be released into it. They may not be competing with native fauna, but they are a serious problem.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #364:Contrary to rumor, Pepper Potts does not outrank Director Fury. However, you are strongly advised to heed anything Ms. Potts says, due to the fact that she’s actually sensible.[Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #517: Keep in mind that fanfiction is just that: fiction. Intimating that any of the relationships you read about in one are actually real without the principles actually telling you so is dangerous to your well-being, especially if known S.H.I.E.L.D. enemies are involved. [Submitted by mspunkopera]

Recruit Survival Tip Keep in mind that fanfiction is just that: fiction. Intimating that any of the relationships you read about in one are actually real without the principles actually telling you so is dangerous to your.

Fury gets away with cursing and disagreeing with the World Security Council because there is little they can do without an uprising. Since no one is likely to protest if you get fired, I don't suggest you follow Director Fury's example.

Recruit Survival Tip any of Director Fury& sometimes colorful and creative ways of disagreeing with the World Security Council and repeating them to your superiors will get you in far more trouble than a simple, insubordinate & by Kyita]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #115:Whatever new and innovative way you may think of to circumvent S.H.I.E.L.D. regulations, it has almost certainly been done before, very possibly by those tasked to deal with disciplinary measures. It makes getting away with things very difficult.

Recruit Survival Tip Whatever new and innovative way you may think of to circumvent S. regulations, it has almost certainly been done before, very possibly by those tasked.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #249:Agents are asked to stop calling Tony Stark’s personal number unless they need his immediate aid in an emergency. Calling repeatedly in hopes of getting voicemail and speaking to J.A.R.V.I.S. is discouraged. Addendum: Stark has created a dedicated 24-hour line should you wish to speak to his AI. Please use that. Further addendum: No luck yet getting him to change the recording that says you’ve reached a robot phone sex line every time you call the ...

Recruit Survival Tip Agents are asked to stop calling Tony Stark’s personal number unless they need his immediate aid in an emergency. Calling repeatedly in hopes of getting voicemail and speaking to J. is discouraged.

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