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I turn into a mob boss when I see a spider... "I want him dead." "I want his family dead." "I want his house burnt to the ground."

Someone from Provo posted a whisper, which reads "I turn into a mob boss when I see a spider. "I want him dead." "I want his family dead." "I want his house burnt to the ground.

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."

When someone I hate asks me why I'm so quiet around them. "Well, you can't plan a murder out loud."<-who does this its getting annoying now ugh

Who to contact in case of an emergency.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Who to contact in case of an emergency.

Jim:You could be like Justin Bieber. Dwight:Who's Justice Beaver. Jim:He.it's a crime fighting beaver

I think "bae" is one of the dumbest things....like it's so hard to throw that 2nd "b" in there!

I wouldn't actually punch someone in the "fae" --but this is exactly how annoyed I am with the word "bae".

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

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