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"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

run for your life

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

I do this and put my list in a spreadsheet.

Grocery Store List Humor

I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!

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Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

No more drama !

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions would never allow it.  ***FACT***

This is so ME! I have no poker face. I hate fake ass people anyways.

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

guess so

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.yep this is me!

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called 'Bitches & Hoes'.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.

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