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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, I'd be SO skinny! Lol ain't that the truth!

Ain't that the truth!?

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~ If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

As my nephew sits here w the iPad

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Just shut your filthy mouth!

Oh so you actually ENJOY eating healthy? Shut your stupid face and hand me another donut you liar. ---->I really do, no lie!

Hey, it is a step! #OurSkinny #SummerIsComing

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

I finished eating my cookies before I finished drinking my milk, so clearly I need some more cookies.

In this pin you find my husband's thoughts on life. "And if you run out of milk while still eating a cookie, you clearly need some more milk." -quote from my husband

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