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TGIF happy hour - A few giggles on the house - PMSLweb

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.


For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

my kids and I laugh every time we read this!

Even though I play the piano, and I am NOT a big nerd (although some of my friends would say different), this is HILARIOUS!

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I've been finding a few gray, or rather completely white, hairs lately. I'm actually kinda excited to go gray. free platinum hair, here I come! I've seen some gorgeous gray locks.

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Reminders ecard: I hate teachers who give homework over break. Do you not understand what a break is? Would you like me to demonstrate on your neck?

Oh no! LMAO!

kids, never mix pot, alcohol, and vicodin unless you want a severe case of the fucking wonderfuls.oh, yeah.

This is why you shouldn't drink while painting your nails...your bladder will not like you for it.

5 Celebrity Beauty Quotes We Can All Relate To

Haha pretty much. Beauty Quotes: 15 Inspirational Sayings Every Woman Should Know

I once went to see a comedian and I sat in the front row. Still wearing size 54" waist pants -- with suspenders -- from a previous bit, he decided to rap, making up lyrics with audience member names. He called on me first, said, "Oh shit" and then rapped this: "I met a girl and her name was Stephanie. We made whoppee. This was all that was left of me." That was the best I'll ever get.

Free, Thanks Ecard: It sucks i have such a white girl name, I'll never get a shout out in a rap song.

Jim Gaffigan Is A Funny Man - Seriously, For Real?

I love to laugh about being on the open road in my RV. Jim Gaffigan offers a funny rv joke or two in his stand up comedy about camping.

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

Story of my life - I was going to do that, but then you told me to!

My family is tempermental  - http://jokideo.com/my-family-is-tempermental/

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

b for bel: Eating out: With kids Vs Without #parenting

With Kids Vs. Without Kids: Going Out To Eat Edition. I'm the oldest of five kids and I'm not a mom but this is so true.


Instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month. Everyone wins!