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10 years ago?

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Funny funny!!!

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

45 Funny Quotes That Are Too Awesome To Miss - Page 2 of 5 - LADnow

45 Funny Quotes That Are Too Awesome To Miss

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

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This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Sometimes I see someone's pins & I think we could TOTALLY be friends.

Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

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