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by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* you may now kiss my ass.

HAAAAaaaaaaaa...one of the best ecards yet!

Douchebag Apocalypse

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

LOL...This happens to me sooooo often...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older... This shit was not what I expected.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

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Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

I seriously think someecards reads my mind because this is EXACTLY I feel! Just for the record so no one gets flared up--I'm not talking about elderly people or blind people or handicapped people or people with canes. Good....glad we straightened that out!

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

L O L because it's true. I especially love the teens w/ the fake Chanel bags...

Wow, that food stamp card goes great with that coach purse and Escalade .

#damntheman

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast