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Oh, don't worry about me.  I bought new shoes, everything is just fine now. #Fashion #Humour.

Wearing a long necklace draws the eye up and down, thereby elongating you. Simple trick to "lose" weight.

I deserve new shoes-

SHOE QUOTES - because you never get tired of them! - shoe quote (lol funny :p)

LOL!  It's true though... ;)

If you can run in heels, you can do anything! (I can barely walk in runners most days - but I sure can run in heels)


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

I never knew how to express it, bit this is why I'm always late. Lol

Always remember, it’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

Here's to my Therapist. For keeping you alive, and me out of jail. | Divorce Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't swear like a sailor, darling. Sailors swear like ME.

Cute outfits are an essential in a woman's life!

Funny saying about women / Funny Pictures, Funny Quotes – Photos, Quotes, Images, Pics

Haha the mythical child support

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Primitives by Kathy 'Life Is Short: Buy the Shoes' Box Sign ~ Great gift!