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Ok I hate these freaking ecards. There so dumb because all they ever talk about is wine and drinking. I'm sorry but it's so stupid it pisses me off so much.

I was going to apologize... Then you pissed me off again. I'm going to need more time. Until then, don't talk to me.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I was going to apologize. Then you pissed me off again. I'm going to need more time. Until then, don't talk to me.

Yes plz

"Two things a woman needs in life: Vodka and Channing Tatum." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Haha!! On Barefoot Mascato and I know @Style Space & Stuff Blog Ursch will at least see it :)

"If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to Pony on repeat without being judged. Is that too much to ask?

Funny Weekend Ecard: I just wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.

It would be far more positive. #LOL

I guess that makes me a fatty. I have an overwhelming amount of patience with some of the most annoying people in the universe - people with problem feet.

Just "tipsy"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

Ok, maybe not the online shopping cart, but everything else.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

hint, hint

best friends ecard i made. When you are having a bad day good friends say feel better, best friends send videos of Channing Tatum. haha # best friends E.