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Ok I hate these freaking ecards. There so dumb because all they ever talk about is wine and drinking. I'm sorry but it's so stupid it pisses me off so much.

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Free, Confession Ecard: I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to "Pony" in Magic Mike over and over without being judged.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You there: Fuck off! And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I could unfriend you but I'll just hide you from my News Feed so you can still see how Awesome I am & I don't have to see how douchy you are.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Funny Confession Ecard: On a scale of 1 to how serious are they when it says. 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

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My mother always told me to put things back where they found them. So I'm about to put this bitch in her place. I'm a mother I shouldn't fight but man do I want to knock this old bitch out

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Pain makes you stronger, Tears build character, A broken heart makes you wiser and alcohol makes you forget all that crap.

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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