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Anne Taintor Flasks: I can't afford to go on vacation so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am anymore

Ta-Daa! Now, Let's Have a Cocktail flask from Anne Taintor

Now, Let's Have a Cocktail flask from Anne Taintor

.I've been thinking...I'm the man of this house, so starting tomorrow, I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door... Afterwards, while watching TV and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers, and then run my bath... and when I'm done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?  A: The Funeral Director!

"The funeral director." Got this from a friend and thought now THIS is funny! Showed my honey, he thought it was pretty funny and agreed it would be the funeral director.

honey, this asks for your occupation. shall I just write "ball-buster"?

I was sad when we broke up, until I realized how fucking awesome I am. Enjoy your future mediocre blow jobs.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was sad when we broke up, until I realized how fucking awesome I am. Enjoy your future mediocre blow jobs.

I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell. Not at our table!

But she doesn't have to know that.

My Mother Was Right Funny Vintage Metal Sign

This Mother Was Right Funny Mom Vintage Kitchen Weathered Metal Sign is the perfect retro wall decor for any mom with a sense of humor! Made of durable 24 gauge steel, right here in the USA. 8 x 14 in.

meet my new boyfriend

Funny pictures about I mustache you a question. Oh, and cool pics about I mustache you a question. Also, I mustache you a question photos.

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping                                                                                                                                                     More

but I'm pretty awesome at margaritas

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.

You'll Eat It Fridge Magnet - too funny

Magnets from Anne Taintor: you'll eat it. you'll eat it and like it. To my picky eater

IJS

Magnets from Anne Taintor: put on your life preserver. I'm about to rock the boat - vintage retro funny quote

Some days, this describes work perfectly.

modern poetry: roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really love wine!

Risultati immagini per drinking room before makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

Haha

Knives are cooler than guns because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you, open a letter or maybe just frost a cake? It's a mystery.

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