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soberrrr.

Somedays this is my motto.

YEP!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea . I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila or jäger anyways !

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

Funny Confession Ecard: Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

sorry about the language, but i laughed out loud when i read this, so i had to share. we all know someone we could say this to...

Life's a bitch, nah, better yet a dumb broad.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

no, really. sometimes i'm just standing there and five minutes later i realize i'm just grabbing my boobs, lost in thought. #truestory

yep - the joys of being a girl.

i.e. Don't cross me!

my third side isn't pretty. There's only one person who's seen it.

Sharing our opinion is not gossip!

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OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL

Funny Weekend Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

Monday Dare: This one may kill me. Nice knowing you. http://www.flourishinprogress.com/2011/11/monday-dare-this-one-may-kill-me-nice.html

Ecards are too funny.

I'm pretty sure "fuck" is my favorite word.

Like a comma!

There's always at least one.

pick up on the sarcasm, funny quotes

I am half way there! No kids, just need the stay at home part! No words have ever described me more appropriately than this.

This is not going on my humor board. I need a hopes and dreams board.

Sounds good to me!

Sounds good to me!

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When the only reasonable thing to do is drink wine. | 10 Ecards That Are Exactly Like Your Life.

My life motto

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