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I had to go to a therapist because of this <<< I THINK I NEED TO GO TO THE THERAPIST IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD

Febreeze Murderer would actually be a good idea if I ever become a psycho serial killer.

Laughed to much at this.

thats one way to get out of a new class I suppose. That kid is going places.

Good question though

I kind of want to say it's a valid question, but then I read the answer and I have to shrug and say, "point.

I feel like cursing in ice cream flavors now...

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Cursing in ice cream flavors. Moutou What the mint chocolate chip just became my new thing.

Omg haha

i cracked up laughing and this is literally the third time i've seen this! i literally can't stop laughing!

Haters gonna hate. Eat those animal crackers girl!

You eat them animal crackers girl! That cashier is pretty fricken awesome:)


Thing is that if this is the thought the child had about their parents when they got a D on a test in elementary school, then like. What are the parents telling her/him?

Can't believe this is real

You shook the hand of a man that killed 3 people and you were SPOOKED!<<lol if he'd killed them intentionally he would be in prison, so spooked is appropriate

The fact that I am both a Mormon and a Star Wars fan makes this even funnier.

Welp, I don't walk around in the middle of the night so, I'm safe.

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Omg and it's at times like these that I wish my school had security camera even though that's the crappiest idea I've ever heard. What idiot puts security camera in schools?<< welcome to public school.

Tumblr self-esteem

These are all pretty freaking awesome. I love how everyone on tumble is getting really smooth lately.


thats the kind of stuff i would only come up with after the fact. that person is my hero << XD