So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? For the last 24 years I thought it was different levels of toastyness. Technically it is different levels of toastyness, because how ever let my you put it for determines how toasty it will be!
Someone from Tampa, Florida, US posted a whisper, which reads "Me *Hugs husband* Hubby: Babe your boobs have gotten bigger are you pregnant? Me: What are you my personal pregnancy test. So yeah turns out I am"
Someone from Virginia posted a whisper, which reads "When I get mad at my husband I whisper to my 3 year old daughter "daddy hi-ya!" And she'll go whack him. He thinks it's random, she's doing my dirty work.