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Per te @Bruno Zanella

I would explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons-hilarious!

made me think of you @Kellie C

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

A few more:  A few beers short of a six pack  -One peanut short of a snickers  -A few fries short of a Happy Meal  -Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike - Not the sharpest pencil in the case  -Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he just gargled.  -The lights are one but nobody's home.  -A few coffee beans short of a cappuccino.

Funny Quote - Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead

...and I #quote :)

Some people don't know the truth even if it hits them. For those people, get the It's Ok If You Disagree With Me, I Can't Force You To Be Right T-shirt.

The fact that I miss said person probably kind of makes me the idiot.... Bleh... Emotions suck. I miss my friend.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot

Oops did we just do that?!? Lmao your a moron in denial!!

Best Funny Quotes : QUOTATION - Image : As the quote says - Description "Accidents". Rebel Circus by rebelcircus

I know right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

@ everyone who hates me and I hate too

@ everyone who hates me and I hate too