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Necesito más fiestas en mi vida.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

Then I productively pinned for an hour...or two

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

:) This is why I use a straw! funny

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

Hahahahaha

Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Ok...so I never drink enough to actually have a hangover, but I do like a nice glass of really yummy wine every now and then! (and this was just damn funny)

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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... sigh ...

My inner fat girl

ain't this the truth. ain't this the truth. ain't this the truth.

I used 2 do that to my DNA sharing "sister" when we were kids..apparently I didn't do it enough !

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Every man needs this

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

life ought to plan on handing me vodka too

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

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