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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life. ~ Who wants to be normal anyway?

My mom posted this with the caption "note to my daughter". She's pretty funny. And this is all too accurate. Hehe.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

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i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately... I still love the freaking shit out of you.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately. I still love the freaking shit out of you. Gonna put this on my hubs valentine.

The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people. #ecard #funny

The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people. Biggest truth EVER.

The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)

I would totally do this(: Ain't nothing like a firefighter in his gear!!

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

wtf: Just because I swear. Doesn't mean I don't have manners. I say "Please" when I tell you to fuck off.

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