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wtf: Just because I swear. Doesn't mean I don't have manners. I say "Please" when I tell you to fuck off.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

So glad you're having a baby...

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

Bhahahahaha!! You both are fucking retards! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

FRIDAY!!! @brittneynikkole @talltiff

Fluent in six languages . profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk <<<so true it's not funny!

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Hoping my New Years Resolution will change my mind...lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

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