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What did you expect to come after National Weed Day?

I HATE VOICEMAILS. lol Idk why, but they stay on my phone for like a week, and when i finally listen to it, it's only so i can get rid of the dang icon.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

I have this moment everyday...

I'm tall for my age and I have a best friend who is five inches shorter than me. So hey every tall person needs a short best friend. I already have mine and she gonna be my last best friend (:

Sounds like a pup. Hahahaha his is hilarious. And no touch without consent.

My husband knows this and sometimes remembers that often chocolate is the cure. N x "If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

:D :)

Easiest Pulled Pork Ever!

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

definitions hahaha it's funny because it's true

I Waste So Much Time


You sang it out while you read it didn't you! ****for the State Farm girl in me****

Admit it, you do this!

I mean I normally brush my teeth a lot anyways, but when I go to the dentist, I go CRAZY lol