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Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway. I know the feeling.

all day everyday...

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

I’m looking at you, two-year-olds. P.S. More comics.

Made Me Laugh

Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

I wish I could take my husband to work wth me so he could see why I'm such a bitch when I come home.

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 112 Pics hahaha how I felt when I was a nurse

Exactly you stupid idiots . This would happen all the time in school . I'd cry and kick stuff and scream and they'd call me crazy or a cry baby , when really I was crying because I couldn't go and scratch your eyes out , and kick you in the face over and over ............ *check pulse * dang I need to calm down . Sorry this pin brought up memories

Oh this sooooo appropriate


If my mother saw this she would so laugh her but off!

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . . . And I'm awesome You're welcome. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

sorry guys, this is me!

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

this pretty much sums it up.

Me Me Me

Is there going to be food?

describes my boyfriend's ex perfectly. Hahaha

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes.

my family exactly.then throw in some really loud laughter


Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.